[title: Mosby at the Bat]
Barney: Hold it. Let's not all go crazy like some wild berzerkers. What if this is just a business meal between co-workers?
Marshall: [v.o.] Ted thought back on past failed dates.
Ted: Oh, God, that could be true. How many times have I come home to find my balls are blue?
Barney: It all depends where Ted and his new fetching young Floridian are standing in relation to that puzzling meridian called "The International Date Line." That's right, new theory. "What's that," you ask?
Ted: Nobody did.
Barney: I'll now address your query! The date line is the border betwixt happiness and sorrow. On this side, you go home tonight. On this side, home tomorrow.