Sam: Look, is there any way you guyscan be all right with this?
James: Of course I am!
Sam: Barney?
Barney: Look, I know I've been acting crazy today, but I just have one real question, Mom, and I want an honest answer. Is there a scenario - and hear me out - where you might consider doing kind of a three-way deal with both of our dads?
Sam: God! What is wrong with you?!
James: Oh, dude, come on!
Barney: [sobbing] That's what I thought!