Ted: So, Claude, I see that you're a Montreal Canadiens fan. Which means you hate the Edmonton Oilers, which is why you destroyed the Wayne Gretzky head shot! J'accuse!
Claude: C'est ridicule!
Ted: If it's so ridicule, how do you explain this? Ah, seems like I've caught you... midnight blue-handed.
Claude: Oh, these. I-I was out by the water when... an elderly Rastafarian hang glider... he-he crash onto a beached squid, which squirted ink when I ran in to help.
Ted: You really expect me to believe that?
[later:]
Ted: Story checks out. Sorry, Claude.