Quote from Ted in Mom and Dad
Ted: So, Claude, I see that you're a Montreal Canadiens fan. Which means you hate the Edmonton Oilers, which is why you destroyed the Wayne Gretzky head shot! J'accuse! Claude: C'est ridicule! Ted: If it's so ridicule, how do you explain this? Ah, seems like I've caught you... midnight blue-handed. Claude: Oh, these. I-I was out by the water when... an elderly Rastafarian hang glider... he-he crash onto a beached squid, which squirted ink when I ran in to help. Ted: You really expect me to believe that? [later:] Ted: Story checks out. Sorry, Claude.