Barney: Hey. So there I am, lying in the wet, filthy sand under the patio, just minding my own business, when my dad bumps into my mom, and he says - get this - he says to her, "Weather's improving, huh?" It's like, why don't you just do it already? Huh?
Robin: Barney, I know you've always dreamed of a reunited family, but Jerry's married.
Barney: So what? Marriage is just a meaningless piece of paper.
Robin: I'm a lucky gal.