Future Ted: [v.o.] Not far from the Farhampton Inn, there's a lighthouse. It's a really special place, and that morning I wanted to see it for myself. There was just one problem.
Curtis: Look, I'm sorry, Ted, but-but I can't in good faith send a lonely guy like yourself to the top of a very romantic, and more to the point, a very tall lighthouse. [whistles] I don't want your blood on my hands, and I mean that literally, because it would be my job to... to hose down the rocks.