Barney: Please, Mom, I need you to just be cool. Okay, can you do that for me?
Loretta: For you, yes.
Barney: And for Robin? She's gonna be your daughter in 33 hours.
Loretta: Daughter-in-law.
Barney: Making it illegal for you not to treat her like a daughter. In-lawyered. Please, Mom. All Robin wants to do is put this whole thing behind her so she can get married and put this whole thing behind her. Ah! Get-this-over-with-quickly-so-we-can move-past-how-awkward-it-was that-I-just-said-that five!