Quote from Barney in Knight Vision
[flashback:] Reverend: Well, then, how did you two meet? Barney: Oh, um, um... We've been dating since college. Robin: We met the very first week. I needed help hooking up my stereo, so I walked down the hall and I just knew that I should knock on this one door. Barney: I opened the door and it was destiny. Both: We've been together ever since. [present:] Lily: You stole our story of how we met? Barney: We had to. Your story is so sweet. You didn't even kiss till the third date. By our third date, I'd hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour. Lily: Topical.