Marshall: [on the phone] Lily, we were wrong the whole time. Ted got us the coffeemaker. He's a wonderful man.
Lily: Wait, no, Claudia and Stuart gave us our coffeemaker.
Marshall: Ted's a rat bastard. Never mention his name again!
Robin: Your coffeemaker? Ted got you that. I was with him when he bought it.
Marshall: I don't know what to feel.
Lily: But Stuart said he got it for us.
Ranjit: [from behind the curtains] Stuart and Claudia checked in. I saw them in the lobby.
Billy Zabka: [from the couch] Let's go get to the bottom of this.