Marshall: [on the phone] You gave us a coffeemaker?
Ted: Not just a coffeemaker. I asked what they used at your favorite coffeehouse, and got you that exact one-tier-down model. And you know what you got me? Huh? [v.o.] No thank-you note. So I started dropping hints about it.
[flashback to six years earlier:]
Ted: Do I detect a note of hazelnut?
Marshall: Wedding present.
Ted: Kind of wanna say thank you to that note of hazelnut. Thank you, note.
Marshall: Ha, ha. Wedding present.
Ted: Anyway. Thank-you note. [later] Yeah, he got it.
[present:]
Ted: But you never got it. I drank so much coffee that year hoping you'd take the hint, my resting pulse was like the drum solo from "Wipe Out."