Quote from Barney in The Broken Code
Barney: It's in here somewhere. It has to be. Damn it. I should've done these in alpha-bro-tical order. Ted: Who cares about the Bro Code? It's just some stupid book you made up. Barney: [gasps] How dare you? The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay... whatever's more than centuries. Ted: Please don't launch into a fake history lesson. Barney: The Bro Code can trace its lineage all the way back to Broses himself. [historical fantasy:] Broses: Article 1: Bros before ho's. [present:] Ted: Okay, I see what you're doing. You can't prove I broke the Code, so you're making up stories. Barney: This sacred text was eventually brought to the New World in 1776 by none other than Christopher Brolumbus. [historical fantasy:] Christopher Brolumbus: Article 62: A bro who calls dibs first has dibs. Oh? Dibs. [present:] Barney: And that's why he got to bang Pocahontas. Ted: Pocahontas was with John Smith. Barney: Maybe according to the hotel register. Whatever Mrs. Brolumbus didn't know couldn't hurt her, right? Except maybe that New World syphilis, but I digress.