Lily: Robin, what is it with you and women?
Robin: Ugh. They're so annoying. I'm glad that you're my only female friend. Girls are always whining and crying over every little thing. Ugh.
Lily: [sobs]
Robin: Yes. Yes, exactly. Thank you. "Boo-hoo, look at me. I'm a sensitive little girl..." I'm sorry, you're actually crying. Ugh.
Lily: It is just so sad. I can't be your only girlfriend.
Robin: Well, I don't need anybody else. I got you.
Lily: For another six days, and then I'm off to Rome for a year. What are you gonna do without our Saturday morning brunch with a side of sassy gossip?
[flashback to Robin watching sports in her and Barney's apartment:]
Robin: A one-shot power play? Hey, Boston, why not drop your hockey pants and actually take a dump on the ice next time? Aah! I love it. Ha, ha.
[present:]
Lily: Ugh. See? It is just too horrible to even think about.