Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, it was two days before Barney and Robin's wedding and everything was going off
without a hitch.
Ted: Ah. I've been waiting for the perfect time for this. And that time, my friend, is...
Barney: I saw you and Robin at the carousel.
Future Ted: Okay, there was one slight hitch.
Barney: She called me to help her, and there you were, in the rain, holding hands with my fiancee. What up?
Ted: Nothing up. Everything down. All parts of me down. Look, you were busy, so I went to the park to help her look for this locket she buried years ago. She couldn't find it, she got upset, I held her hand. End of story.
Barney: Cool. I just wanted to air that out, you know, bro to bro. You're my best friend and my best man. Of course I trust you. Oh, come on, you don't have to cry about it.
Ted: [sobbing] It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of Scotch.
Barney: Oh, my God. [both sobbing]