Barney: We're trying to sneak in one last bang, because we're afraid that the magic might fade after we get married.
Robin: Are we being crazy?
James: That is what happened with me and Tom. But it doesn't mean it's gonna happen to you. I won't let it.
Barney: Wait, wait, you can't go out there. It's suicide.
James: Consider it your early wedding gift. Why does the brother always die first? Aunt Muriel. Aunt Muriel. Aunt Muriel!
Aunt Muriel: James. Where's Tom?
Woman: I have a gay question for you. How did you decide which one...