Quote from Ted in Last Time in New York
Lily: "Finally tell my upstairs neighbor how I've been feeling all this time."
Ted: Hi. Um, I live downstairs, and I've always wanted to say this to you... but I've never had the guts. And so here goes. [loudly] Are your shoes made of lead? Because you are the loudest upstairs neighbor in history. Oh, and you suck at the bongos, but, hey, heh, keep practicing. In the middle of the night before any important interview I've ever had.