Quote from Ted in Last Time in New York
Ted: "Buy the whole bar a round of drinks." [fantasy: on a Sunday night near closing time in MacLaren's:] Ted: Hey, everyone, next round's on me! All: [cheer] Ted, Ted, Ted. [present:] Lily: Ted? [fantasy in a much less packed MacLaren's] Ted: Hey, everyone. Next round's on me. Man: Can I have a double bourbon...? Ted: No doubles!