Quote from Ted in Last Time in New York
Lily: You have been avoiding Barney and Robin since the carousel. And now on Monday, you're running away to Chicago.
Ted: I'm not running away. I'm moving on.
Lily: This list isn't written by someone who's ready to move on. It's written by someone who loves New York. I mean, "Fix graffiti on 96th and Amsterdam"?
Ted: I hated looking at it.
[fantasy: Ted goes to a wall which has "Your a penis" graffitied on it. He corrects it to "You're a penis".]