Quote from Marshall in Coming Back
Marshall: [inner monologue] Come on, universe. I'm a nice guy. Send me a miracle. Future Ted: [v.o.] And then the universe sent your Uncle Marshall... Herm. [A elderly man slowly walks out of the staff room and approaches the free station at the car rental desk. He suddenly springs to life.] Herm: Okay, people, let's move it along. What do you want? You want a car? You got a car. Beat it. What kind of car do you want? Too slow, you get a minivan. Next. Ah, midsize sedan. Incoming. Next. Marshall: Yes! Herm: You want a gas option? Nobody wants a gas option. Get out of here. Next. Marshall: Hello. I need a car. Herm: You've got it. That's all of them. We're all out of cars, everybody. Daphne: Wait, no! You let this guy beat you? Val: Ma'am, it's not a race. Herm: That right there is why you lost.