Curtis: Sorry that took so long. Please, try to enjoy your stay.
Ted: I will.
Curtis: Try to.
Ted: I will enjoy my stay.
Curtis: Try.
Ted: Not gonna try. Just... just gonna do it.
Curtis: Good for you.
Ted: Not good for me. No, just-just neutral for me.
Curtis: Attaboy.
Ted: No, at not a boy.
Curtis: It gets better.
Ted: I am fine, Curtis. Okay? I enjoy and appreciate the happiness of other people whether I am in a relationship or not. Okay? Curtis? So just-just... just go ahead and give me my one key because I am fine.
[When Ted arrives in his room, Barney's decorations for James festoon the room]
Ted: Oh, come on. I need another drink.