Ted: So what happened? Why- Why'd you guys break up?
James: Well, the thing to remember is that when something like this happens, it's nobody's fault.
Ted: You cheated on him.
James: Repeatedly. I thought about keeping it quiet, but then I realized, wouldn't my family want me to be honest with them about news this big?
Robin: Aw. Can I just say five things? [slaps James on each word] What. Is. The. Matter. With. Sorry, six. You.