Quote from Ted in The Locket
Lily: Why are we exiting again? Ted: Well, if you turn in your binder to the section labeled "Mennonite Windmills"... Lily: Get back on the expressway, now. Ted: The expressway's for gloveless amateurs. Lily: I'm done. There's a train station coming up. Drop me off. Ted: Okay, but some train's not gonna stop at the 40-foot tall butter churn in Ronkonkoma! Lily: Yes, but unlike any of your 18th-century stops, at least the train will have a 21st-century toilet! Ted: You're a 21st-century toilet!