Ted: Who are you honking at?
Lily: You. You're going 40 in a 65. Pick it up, Grandma!
Ted: Look, I'm happy to rock it up into the 50s, but I'm gonna need a hand... or two.
Lily: Oh, no, not the driving gloves.
Ted: In 99.9 percent of highway accidents, the driver was not wearing gloves.
Lily: Because they're stupid. They don't help you drive better. That's why no one wears them.
Ted: Then why is it called the "glove compartment"?
Lily: I'm not having this argument again.