Lily: [on the phone] And you, if you let Judy talk you out of going to Italy, so help me, I will never let you stuff my ravioli again.
Marshall: I'm gonna take you off speaker. Lily, you got to relax. Okay, my mom is psyched about Italy. She keeps making jokes about how she's gonna come live with us in Rome and sleep on the couch and cook every meal for us so we never have to go to a restaurant the whole year we're there.
Judy: It's not a joke. By not saying no to me right now, you are giving me your full consent for that to happen.