Robin: So, what are we gonna do? Put something in their food, key their car? Ooh, do either of those cigars explode?
Barney: Hold on, Wile E. Coyote, I think I got something. He's checking out the hostess. Now, a guy who's happily in a relationship sees a girl like that, he'll check her out maybe 14, 15 times, tops. 16 times, tops.
Robin: So Krirsten's more invested in the relationship than her fella is. That could spell trouble.
Barney: Challenge accepted.
Robin: Hey, do you think it's bad luck for a bride to break up two strangers a week before her wedding?
Barney: I'd say it's very bad luck... for Krirsten. [Barney and Robin laugh maniacally] Ow, I hate this table so much!