Robin: Ted, why are you here? You had that meeting; I told you not to come.
Ted: You said, "Nah, it's stupid," which is Robinese for, "It's important." Everyone knows that.
Robin: Well, not everyone. But you shouldn't have skipped that meeting. Was it important?
Ted: Nah, it's stupid.
Robin: And yet, my future husband, who I sometimes fear is troublingly similar to my emotionally unavailable father, is off shooting laser guns with, oh, yeah, you guessed it: my emotionally unavailable father.
Ted: Oh, come on, that's not fair. If you told Barney that you needed him, he'd be here in a heartbeat.
Robin: I didn't have to tell you. And you're here. You don't even know why.
Ted: Seems like I'm here to dig.