[Barney and Robin Sr. address their laser tag teams]
Robin Sr.: All right, here's the bottom line, cockroaches. There's no end in sight and we've got no provisions. If it comes down to it, I need a volunteer to let the rest of us... eat him.
Boy: Barney's team seems way more fun.
Robin Sr.: Nonsense.
Barney: Candy for everyone! Okay, Team Animal House, who wants to try a cigar?
Kids: Yeah!
Robin Sr.: I'm not saying we're gonna start with your face or anything, but is there seriously no one herewilling to give up a hand or a foot?