Lily: Okay, here's an easy one. A leaky, ten-year-old beanbag chair covered in beer, bong water and fossilized Cool Ranch Dorito fingerprints.
Ted: Italy.
Marshall: Vieni ancora per Fudge Grande?
Ted: Guys, this chair has been here forever. You gotta take it with you. Italy.
Marshall: Ted, Italy doesn't need something that is wrinkled, red and leaky, and smells like booze and narcotics. They've already got former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
Lily: [laughs] I don't know who that is.