Marshall: Barney! Barney, hurry! Give them the money! Please, hurry!
Ted: Oh, no! The Chinese mobster is giving Marshall back and taking me hostage instead, because he says I'm obviously more valuable! Can you, can you unlock the door?
Marshall: Barney, please! They're gonna chop off my hand!
Ted: No, they're not! They said you're free, and I think we agreed that's not something mobsters would do.
Marshall: Ted, come on! This is my thing!
Barney: Don't hurt him. I've got the money.
Marshall: Too late! [screams] Not my skee-ball hand!