Ralph Macchio: Whoa, whoa! I was promised boobs.
Lily: Oh, Ralph, if you want, I can...
Ted: Lily.
Quinn: Is that the Karate Kid?
All: Yes!
Barney: No.
Quinn: He's a lot like Barney, huh?
Barney: You take that back, madam. I am nothing like Ralph Macchio!