Barney: A kidnapping. Respect. I was secretly worried you might not be able to pull off my bachelor party.
Marshall: Yeah, it wasn't that secret.
[flashback to three weeks earlier:]
Barney: You two? Planning my bachelor party? Look, you seem like nice kids. But this is a sacred event, a man's rite of passage with his bros. His... bro mitzvah!
Lily: You didn't just think of that. You've been saying it for months every...
Barney: But here's my dilemma: my average night is like an average guy's bachelor party. So, no offense, but if you two plan it, it's gonna be ordi... why wait for it?... nary. Ordinary.
Robin: I can help.
Barney: You? Look, you seem like a nice kid, but bros' fiancees cannot plan bachelor parties. Sorry. You two are on your own. And you will disappoint me. But make it great, okay?