Robin: But I'm still... I don't know. I'm worried she won't think I'm good enough to be engaged to her precious little Love-Love.
Barney: Okay, first of all, it's "Wuv-Wuv". And second, don't worry. I'm just gonna drop off our catering deposit, and then I will be there for you.
Robin: Okay, well, please don't be late. I am counting on you tonight. And be careful... that's 5,000 bucks in there.
Barney: Uh, I think I'll be okay walking four blocks here on the Upper East Side.
[A masked man throws a cover over Barney's head and pushes him into a waiting minivan.]
Barney: Please, I swear I never talked to the North Koreans! Unless you are the North Koreans, in which case I never talked to the South Koreans!
Man: [altered voice] Barney Stinson, you are being kidnapped.
Ted: For your surprise bachelor party!