Marshall: I'm sorry, baby, I... I didn't want you to see me fail.
Lily: Damn it! Do you realize what you cost us by lying to me? The Captain is moving to Rome, and he offered to bring me along as his art consultant, but I turned it down, because I thought you loved your job.
Marshall: Oh, my gosh. If we lived in Italy, I could just spend my days taking care of Marvin and trying to make pasta and watching Italian Price Is Right. It sounds like a dream!