Quote from Barney in Romeward Bound
Barney: Okay, I gotta stop you right there, Lily, 'cause unless I'm mistaken, lock and load gentlemen. A scarf? No, don't put on, take off! Lily: Okay, you're starting to drool. I'm calling creepy. Barney: Lily, it's fine. This is purely academic. It's-It's like bird-watching. And right now, I am watching a double-breasted... Robin! Lily: Wait, they know each other? Ted: Whoa, wait, what is going on here? Barney: Oh, my God, it's happening. This is just like I imagined. Right in front of Ted, so I can rub it in his face. The belt is mine!