Lily: Im sorry. I got to hit pause for a second. Why is it so hot in here?
Barney: Oh, right. While you were blabbering on and on about your whole life crisis or whatever, I slipped Carl a hundred to turn the heat up in here.
Lily: What? Why?
Barney: Because she is still in the big puffy coat!
Lily: Barney, what are you doing?
Barney: I'm trying her out of that coat, that's what I'm doing! I'm fighting hotness with hotness!
Lily: You're engaged.
Barney: Okay, Lily, clearly you're forgetting something. Yes, I'm engaged to the coolest girl on Earth. This is about looking, not touching. Robin understands there is one set of balls she can't tie up with a necktie and lightly hit with a Ping-Pong paddle. These balls.