20-Minutes-From-Now-Barney: Okay, everybody, listen up. When I walked in here, I was 20-Minutes- From-Now-Barney. But that was 19 minutes and some serious acid reflux... who orders spaghetti at an Irish bar?... ago. Now, I'm 20-Seconds-From-Now-Barney, and I'm telling you, watch that door.
Ted: Why?
20-Minutes-From-Now-Barney: That's why. Um, oh. In... In, like, 12 seconds.
Barney: Your skin looks great.
20-Years-From-Now-Barney: Thanks. And thank you for taking such good care of it. [clicks tongue]
20-Minutes-From-Now-Barney: Ssh. That's why.