Marshall: They named my drink after her. The Minnesota Tidal Wave.
Robin: It's my usual.
Marshall: Immaterial! If it's gonna be named after anybody, it should be called The Marshall Eriksen.
Robin: Sorry, it's The Robin Scherbatsky. Read it and weep.
Marshall: Oh, so you're gonna Zuckerberg me? That it? You're Zuckerberging me? That's fine. I'll see you in court. Little court known as the dance floor. Dance-off. Now.
Lily: No, no dancing. Marshall, we've been through this. The doctor said your dancer's hip is worse than ever. You have to lay off dancing for a while.
Marshall: You're killing me, Lily! You're killing me! I'm an adult. You have to let me dance my own battles.