Ted: Okay, how about this: we go to Robots vs. Wrestlers, but I don't drink too much?
Barney: Interesting.
20-hours-from-now-Ted: I'm good with that.
20-Years-From-Now-Barney: No, forget it. If Ted doesn't get wasted, there's no way he'll end up making out with that surprisingly realistic-looking female robot.
Ted: Wait, I kiss a female robot?
20-Years-From-Now-Ted: Oh, you do a lot more than that. Now, look, nobody is saying you need alcohol to have an exciting and memorable night.
All: Absolutely not.
20-Years-From-Now-Barney: But in this case, yeah, you kind of have to be wasted.