Barney: Ted, let me tell you the secret to life. Every time I make a decision about what to do on a given night, I ask myself, "What would make the best memory 20 years from now?" So I let 20-Years-From-Now- Barney call the shots. And it always works out.
Ted: And 20-Years-From-Now-Barney thinks we should go to Robots vs. Wrestlers?
Barney: I don't know. Let's ask him. Close your eyes, Ted. Okay, now open them.
Ted: Barney, I swear to God, if I open my eyes and your bare ass is an inch away from my face again...
Barney: Just open your eyes.
[A space suit-wearing Barney is seated next to Ted]
Barney: Ted, I'd like you to meet 20-Years-From-Now-Barney. 20-Years-From-Now-Barney, you remember Ted.
20-Years-From-Now-Barney: 'Sup?