Barney: Ted, get ready to be surrounded by half-naked, grease-covered bodies. And by grease, I mean motor grease. We're going to Robots vs. Wrestlers!
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you remember Robots vs. Wrestlers.
Barney: Forget everything you remember about Robots vs. Wrestlers. This is Robots vs. Wrestlers: "Legends". Elderly wrestlers fighting old-timey robots in a wheelchair-accessible wrestling ring. Why are we still sitting here?