Lily: What are you doing?
Marshall: Well, you were late yet again, and so I'm gonna do this little scene study with Ted. Why? Because he's there for me.
Lily: Pretending you're married? That's going a little far to prove your point, isn't it?
Woman: Excuse me, but I think it's offensive to suggest the only reason gay people get married is to prove a point. [crowd applaud]
Lily: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't... that's not what I...
Marshall: Thank you, sister... somebody needs to get this lady's mind a rearview mirror because she is thinking
in reverse. [crowd applaud]
Ted: Hate is a four-letter word.
Lily: I didn't. I voted for...