Ted: [British accent] Hello, old bean. Jolly good evening, isn't it?
Barney: What are you doing here? And why do you sound like Madonna?
Marshall: Uh, Robin asked us all to come here and pretend that we are prospective buyers who love this apartment.
Ted: [British accent] And inspired by a character on Woodworthy Manor, I've decided to play Emsbry Postlethwaite, a handsome cricket player who secretly hates his life.
Robin: You don't have to be a cricket player.
Ted: Tell that to Emsbry's father.