Ted: Well, you know what might take both our minds off that? A little, [clears throat], Woodworthy Manor.
Marshall: No, I can't. I promised Lily that I would wait and watch it with her. And I feel like I'd be cheating on her.
Ted: Sure, sure, sure, sure, I get all that. It's just... You know, tonight they're gonna finally reveal who framed the chimney sweep for stealing Lord Stoutshire's gooseberries.
Marshall: And reveal the winner of the local gardening competition. I don't know how they're going to pack all that action into one episode.