Quote from Robin in The Fortress
Robin: Wait a minute, that's it? Ted wasn't interested in buying your apartment, so you just gave up? Barney, I gave up my beautiful two-bedroom apartment on the Upper West Side that was rent-free and the landlord hand-washed all my delicates. Which is probably why it was rent-free. The point is, I need to buy all new underwear, and you agreed that we would find a new place together. Oh, God, Barney, relationships are about trust and compromise. You can't just... [Barney triggers the Ho-be-gone Sleep System, making the bed disappear] Robin: Oh, you are so dead. If I ever figure a way out of here, I will make your life a living...