Marshall: Is it a strain, feeling like a single dad at times? Sure, but Lily's been busting her butt at this new job. It's not like she's been out there partying.
Lily: [enters] Man, I'm 'faced. I ate a ton of caviar, but it soaked up none of the champagne.
Ted: Mondays, right?
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: When did you get glasses?
Lily: Oh, you mean my glare reduction lunettes. Yeah. They help me discern genius from pretentious crap.
Ted: Too bad you weren't wearing those glasses when you bought those glasses.