Quote from The Captain in The Fortress
Future Ted: [v.o.] Lily had just started a job as the art consultant for an eccentric billionaire, the Captain. Lily: [answers phone] Ahoy. There's a hot new artist in Red Hook. The Captain: He's molded world currency into a sculpture of a soulless plutocrat defecating on the poor. A scathing indictment of capitalism. I'll go as high as $200K as long as you think I can flip it for double in six months. Lily: Aye, aye, Cap'n.