Marshall: Oh, my... What the hell happened here?
Ted: Jeanette and I had a little spat. Would anyone like some wine? It's a nice Cotes du Rhone. Still needs to breathe a bit. You know what? I got a decanter upstairs, so... [glass smashes] We should just drink it now.
Jeanette: And for the grand finale, I found your fireworks. Let's see what they do to your precious Playbook!
Ted: No! Jeanette, please, that's Barney's life's work!
Barney: It's fine, Ted. Blow it up, Jeanette.