Quote from Barney in Weekend at Barney's
Robin: Hey! Barney: Robin. What are you doing here? Robin: I was curious as to whether you found Ted a date to our wedding who was a little less, you know, Antichrist-y. Is that the Playbook? Barney: No, Robin, that is a couch. [long silence] Oh, you mean the Playbook on the couch? I can explain. Robin: Don't bother.