Strickland Stevens: Thank you all so much for coming. If you'll indulge me, I would like to share a story about my dearly departed grandmother.
Marshall: [inner monologue] Oh, God. News flash, Johnny Ascot: Lots of people have dead grandmas. No, Marshall. Don't be bitter. You're here for Lily. Just look at her, so professional. She hasn't sat on a single piece of art. You're gonna ride this thing out with dignity for Lily. Not one more thing that might embarrass her. I will simply stand here. Perfectly invisible.
Strickland Stevens: And so I dedicate this show to my grandmother's memory. Now, please join me in honoring her with 60 seconds of absolute silence.
[As everyone bows their head, the sound of Skittles rattling echoes throughout the space. Marshall keeps staring straight ahead as everyone turns back to look at him.]