Barney: All right, here's how this is going down. You'll be wearing this earpiece and microphone. I'll be staked out here, telling you exactly what to say, so just stay focused and you'll be fine.
Ted: Which play are we gonna run first? How about the "Weekend at Barney's"?
Barney: [chuckles] Oh, Ted, your first day at the salon, and you want to do a cut and color?