Robin: "Your invitation is joyfully accepted by Mr. Ted Mosby and Jeanette."
All: [groan]
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, as you'll recall, Jeanette was the last girl I dated before I met your mother. My friends only had one tiny problem with her. She was nuts.
Barney: So you're bringing a plus one?
Robin: If you count the voices in her head, it's plus five.