Quote from Ted in The Ashtray
[flashback to Ted, Robin and Lily in The Captain's apartment:] Ted: I know you're upset, Captain, but I promise you nothing happened between me and Zoey until after you guys split up, okay? So let's... Let's please, just-just-just put this down. Okay? Okay, oh, there we go. The Captain: Look, Ted, I'm not mad at you. The truth is I'm in love with somebody else now, so we're fine. Just don't steal this one from me, too, okay? Okay? Ted: Of course. I promise. [present:] Ted: But that got me thinking. Who was this new lady in his life? I had this weird sinking feeling. Barney: We both did. Ted: I had to see that picture. So I waited until everyone was out of the room, and then... [flashback:] Becky: [voice] Boats, boats, boats! Ted: No. No...!